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It's Monday May the 12 around 9:06PM and

Megan Fox Take a Dip In Vancouver

Why yes. Yes I did know that there was new photos of Megan Fox on the Vancouver set of Jennifer's Body sort of topless. It looks a little cold for swimming around these parts if you ask me. I just hope to god she stopped drinking/eating Tim Horton's. That was really chapping my hide.

It's Monday May the 12 around 9:00PM and

Vancouver Film Notes: X-Files I Want to Believe Trailer

So the new X-Files movie filmed around town has an official trailer. Based on this, I have no idea what the film is about (other than the usual X-File-y things).

It's Friday May the 9 around 10:25PM and

Sagmeister: Things He Has Learned

I checked out Stefan Sagmeister who gave a talk at the Roadhouse tonight after the Salazar awards show. He's a great speaker. Funny. Interesting. Just Great. The bar was set fairly low following his introductions by some members from the GDC mind you. Although, it's hard to top an opening story about a self fellating water elephant or something or other.

He was promoting his new book 'Things I Have Learned In My life So Far' (A Video Trailerish Thing). This video, "Over time I get used to everything and start taking it for granted." was a highlight. I can say is that at least there was a cheese plate. Boy could I use more cheese plate tonight.

It's Friday May the 9 around 10:18PM and

Friday with Sad Kermit...

This great Kermit doing Needle in the Hay a la Royal Tenebaums is pretty wicked awesome. And honestly, kind of caps off quite the day. On the other hand, that video + the 2nd one = me watching the opening sequence to the movie and that actually salvaged the day.

It's Monday May the 5 around 6:53PM and

Hills In a Hurry: Calamari

What if The Hills had no dialogue? What if it just had 50% more awkward silences instead? Pure. Genius.

It's Monday May the 5 around 6:35PM and

Megan Fox In Vancouver, whaaaaaaat?

So while one Vancouverite ruins Scarlett Johansson (honestly I thought Woody Allen had this covered), the current hottest woman in the universe, Megan Fox, is shooting a movie here called Jennifer's Body. This film's plot is ground breaking: "A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. " Diablo Cody is the writer, but I'm not convinced of this combination.

PS: I'd like to know which of you Vancouver jerks let Megan go to a god damned Tim Hortons. Not cool.

It's Monday May the 5 around 6:22PM and

Vancouverite Takes Scar-Jo off Market

You had to know something, sooner or later, would drag me kicking and screaming from my rat hole. I honestly didn't think hearing that Scarlett Johansson getting engaged with Vancouver born Ryan Reynolds would be it, but here we are. One of our own marrying Scarlett and its this bit of smarmy box office poison? It's like marrying the Canadian version of Dane Cook, only funnierless. [Defamer]