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It's Monday July the 31 around 7:18AM and

I feel safer already

The Guardian Angels have landed. This fall the red beret's will patrol our streets busting crack pipes and harvesting fear in the DTES. With a green light from the city and a red light of hate in their eyes I hope to see St Paul's full to the brim of druggies with broken knee caps instead of the typical overdose.

Folks, we are more likely to get a parking ticket or get shit on for idling too long than some clown is to get busted going to town on his meth pipe like the Gastown Steam clock, right in the open. Someone needs to show that punk how hard it is to pick your teeth off the ground when both your arms are broken...I hope to see the Angels giving those people that opportunity.

There are also those down in the dumps that would embrace the opportunity to pick themselves up again if they had that chance. If I could spot that 5% of them I would devote the rest of my life into pulling them out and setting them free. I would hope that the Guardian Angels have that on their agenda as well.

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Posted by: dorker

July 31, 2006 01:24 PM

http://www.twcvancouver.org/

here is your 5%

Posted by: shut the fuck up dick face

August 1, 2006 12:07 AM

it takes a real tough guy with a small dick to pick on drug addicts. clue in pal: you coke head yuppies are what's wrong with vancouver.

Posted by: Luke McCullum

August 1, 2006 02:59 PM

Did you panhandle for the cost of the internet café visit you hippy?

Next time keep it fun and clean or keep it to yourself. This is a family website.

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