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It's Thursday July the 20 around 5:06PM and

Bring on the Big Box

mixed_emotions.JPGBig Box stores are ugly. They bring in lower class people and just plain ugly people. And by just plain ugly people I mean people with children....like me. And by lower class I mean people with children...like me.

My big issue is the complainers. Old people shouldn't have a say in anything after the age of 60. Because the roads aren't being paved for you anymore pappy. This is our time now. The roads are being paved for my generation and my kid, and his kids and his robots ( it will be like 2050 by then and we will be having robots, not babies... )

While I don't much like Walmart I do think the world of big old box store Costco. I will name my next child Costco and it will be way more loved than the one I already have(pictured at right). I will. If you haven't gone to Costco before, let's hook up and go. Buying 164 rolls of toilet paper at once is OKAY, it just makes sense. Your asshole is not going anywhere anytime soon and either is your sense of hygiene. You NEED to buy a 26 KG bag of Frozen strawberries. Ask around how long it takes a bag of frozen strawberries to go bad? Most food freezes very well. 18 loaves of bread can fit in your freezer if you really wanted it to, that $8 it cost you for all 18 will be your driving force.

..or maybe I just like Costco because the hot dogs are great and I'm a super fatty?

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