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It's Tuesday July the 31 around 3:02PM and

Let there be crack, folded in a soft shell taco smothered in refried beans and cool sour cream and plastic cheese...

Nothing gets me angrier than seeing Taco Bell commercials on Canadian channels, even local stations. It's the equivalent of those cheesy phone line ads on late night T.V. telling you, without saying it, that you are a lonely waste of a man that will never get what you want out of life...if life were a Gordita. Why is there no TBell in Vancouver?

Forget social housing or a garbage crisis. We need to focus our efforts on erecting a Taco Bell on the corner of Seymour and Hastings so lunch will never suck ass again.

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