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It's Sunday October the 15 around 2:13PM and

Awesome Strongly Worded Letter from a Pissed off Red Snapper

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1

A friend forwarded this to me. Basically it is a Strongly worded letter to John Madden from Redskins Ethan Albright for giving him such an awful rating in his latest Madden NFL series.

His use of the four letter words is inspiring as seen here:

"I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80."

If this wasn't Ethan and was actually some idiot like me then it is still pretty great. I give it a 78 on the sweetness scale and 100 if it was actually written by Ethan.

What this letter really did for me was it reminded me that I need to start swearing way more...

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