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It's Tuesday May the 15 around 7:20AM and

The Sun's Amy O'Brian's Bad Date

There is an entire article in The Sun this morning on somebody's bad date. Amy O'Brian gets 622 words to recount a date:

"It should have been a giant red flag -- an unmistakable warning flapping in the wind for all to see, including me.

He came to pick me up wearing large dark sunglasses -- Prada sunglasses, no less -- on a day when it was pouring outside, and had been pouring all day."

This leads into other dating deal breakers. And she nails both the Chandlar Bing reference and the Entourage one too. Fingers firmly on pulse for those in any of the dating generations. Bravo.

"But then there are those of us who would probably benefit from adding a few deal breakers to our lists. For example, Sunglasses Man -- who was in his thirties -- also enjoyed texting his roommate about the most recent episode of Entourage while sitting on a patio with me. There are so many things wrong in that one sentence that I'll let you decide which one is the biggest deal breaker."

Groundbreaking journalism today folks [Ed - "like you're one to talk. Youtube movies of turtles and cats fighting isn't pulitzer material either jerk". ].

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