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It's Wednesday November the 1 around 2:01PM and

Ducks in a Row, Affairs in Order, hell I could go on if there was room...

A Dutch woman who had spent probably the last months of her life preparing for her death, passed away this week. She was old so it's kind of okay, though still sad of course.

She passed away at the cemetery beside her late husband's grave, directly in front of her own, which had her name already inscribed, just no end date. She had with her the last will and testament and what appears to be a program for her own service including the music she wanted played, which was oddly enough "I'll be missing you" by Diddy.

Who the hell gets that ready to die? I can't help but think that when this lady was alive, she would have made Martha Stewart look like a dirty color blind hobo with no opposable thumbs. I'll be sending this to my mom as well with an extra big ;-) winky wink all at the same time proving I really have no soul.

More and more I want to move to Dutchland if I could only find it on a map. When Dutch soldiers go to fight in Iraq they are accompanied by Dutch prostitutes. That shit is hot man!

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