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It's Thursday December the 21 around 9:08AM and

Harry Potter and the Pregnant Third Year

JK Rowling unleashed the new title of the last book. She finally went with this scary name - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Now as far as childrens books go that's as good a title as you will get if you don't go with one of my suggestions:

Harry Potter and the Curse of Puberty
Harry Potter and the Violent Monkey
Harry Potter and the Christian Overlord
Harry Potter and the Book Burning Sadist
Harry Potter and the Gossip Gansta
Harry Potter and the Premature Magical Explosion

I admit I have read some of the HP books and I know some of you might be shocked to learn I can read at all. I'm not the hardened man beast you might have thought. Though I do beleive that she is a great writer so regardless if the series was about young fluffer Harry Handjob, it still would have been thrilling. The movies would be way awesome though!! "You're a fluffer Harry, and a darn good one at that...Your dad was a fluffer and your mom was a bukkake star!"

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