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It's Wednesday November the 1 around 7:08AM and

Monkey See Monkey Do Monkey Blows His Face Off

That Diet Coke and Mentos phenomenon is sure something else huh? The only down side is that millions of starving people, and actresses, would have loved to get their hands on all that diet pop and candy. Nothing wipes out the smell of hunger like a minty fresh chew.

This is the new Eepy Bird experiment, the sequel to the first one which started it all. Pretty sweet.

This is the byproduct of making chemical reactions look awesome. Cleverly titled "diet coke mentos with my daughter". What's clever is the little girls face being blown right off in front of her idiot father. Well that doesn't happen but I am sure we will get to see something like it when Coke or EepyBird gets taken to court.

When Lukey Junior grows up he will be home schooled without TV or a Computer. If he is anything like his idiot father and has the chance, I am sure he will be all over making these cute and entertaining fun bombs. Hopefully the new cool includes uranium and glass jars of turpentine so while the world loses a few thousand idiots, my little idiot will be safe at home with all his thirteen fingers and toes, a byproduct of me experimenting with drugs as a young teen.

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