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An Idiot in Love

Every so often a man comes along (Robert Rainford, Ron Howard, Jessica Simpson's Dad, etc..) that makes me think about jumping off the "good ship hetero" and onto the deck of the "man love dingy". I'm talking about Prince Lorenzo Borghese, the new bachelor on that crummy show the Bachelor.

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Hes got it all doesn't he ladies. He looks soft enough that he would be the woman in the relationship, yet wealthy enough, I would never need to work again...which might be soon anyways. This is a match made in heaven!

I guess the problem is in getting him to swing this way, or both ways. I guess I might have to pitch a few sliders first to see if he can even hold a bat, or maybe see the current balance in his checking account.

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