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The Vancouver Idiot: Dishing out Late Night Advice - To a Panhandler

My Stinky brethren, have I got a ploy for you that is so cunning you might wet yourself, again, in sheer excitement.

Your repetitive diatribe needs an extension. You ask for change, and we say we don't have any which is BS because we always do. What you should say is "Do you have any change...for a toonie?" Then we pull out our change without thinking and you say "Sorry, what I meant to say originally is "Can you spare some change." WALKING GOLDMINES YEAH?

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