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It's Tuesday September the 19 around 1:32PM and

The Vancouver Idiot: Famidiots, the Cantankerous Handy and a Fruit Violator

It was a light week...I had some US frozen spinach so I was sick with the runs...green runs...

Idiot 1. This could be a toss up as to whether I am the idiot here or you are. You are in a wheelchair so it's unlikely people vote for you. All I asked was if you thought it was appropriate that handicap people have to pay for two transit fares because you take up so much god damn room on the sky train. Then as you started to boil I thought asking if you took that thing off any sweet jumps lately would calm things down, I was wrong. You flipped out, obviously though in your case you can't really flip out, or can you... I guess you would have to be going pretty fast huh? Yeah I think I take the cake here...

Idiot 2. I can understand that when you buy fruits and vegetables you want to make sure it smells right and feels good. Who wouldn't. But you groped that mango with your dirty calloused hands and when you sniffed it, it touched your beard, your beard for goodness sake and you weren't even a dude. You were breathing all over it, steamy grossness all over that mango. Then when you put it back with the others, you contaminated the whole lot, then you moved onto the gala apples. I think my EWWWW could have been much louder, you were so in the wrong here, you're such an idiot. A gross idiot, a gridiot.

Idiot3. If the Grocery Store wanted you to bring your 71 kids to shop with you, they would have a ball room or a storage locker to stuff them in. They are not meant to be in the aisle. The last jar of Nutella, sweet Nutella, and your offspring knocked it onto the ground which as you know is a double edged sword. I will not be eating Nutella tonight and that store did not get to sell it to me thus not making money, thus not thriving in this economy allowing them to order more Nutella. Get a babysitter or stop humping, or start doing it in other holes. Famidiots!