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It's Tuesday September the 5 around 5:29PM and

The Vancouver Idiot: Vancouver News - About 49% Accurate

*Make sure you turn your engine off when waiting to pick up the kiddies from school. You may be subjected to a $50 fine or 6 months in jail. All depends on whether you tell the cop to go fuck himself first and go fight real crime.

*The Vancouver Police Force is concerned with two recent beating delivered to street people. When the VPD was asked what they plan to do about it, they replied "As soon as we get this idling problem taken care of, we will be all over it"

*Credit Card Scams are sweeping the city. If someone from a Card Company playing the role of Security and Fraud investigator calls, you tell them to go die. When the VPD was asked what they plan to do about it, they replied "As soon as we get this idling problem taken care of, we will be all over it"

*Bus Driver attacks are increasing and Drivers are pissed nothing is being done to stop it. When the VPD was asked what they plan to do about it, they replied "As soon as we get this idling problem taken care of, we will be all over it"

* Fat Toddlers are more likely to become fat teens. Skinny toddlers are more likely to do hardcore drugs to stay slender. When the VPD was asked what they plan to do about it, they replied "As soon as we get this idling problem taken care of, we will be all over it"

I feel safer already that these scumbags aren't idling in their cars for more than 3 minutes. The worst part about this is kids in High Schools are pressuring other kids into sitting in their cars and leaving the engine running for more than 3 minutes. Apparently this is a real problem with Inner City youths. "Hey man can you keep watch while my friends and I idle for slightly more than a few minutes" I overheard that on my way home. Scares me that my kid may be an idler one day too.

WTF?