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It's Tuesday September the 12 around 5:19PM and

The Vancouver Idiot: News So Big and Chewy You Might Choke On It

* Richmond Counsel thinks that our Airport should include their name, after all it is in Richmond. And just like the dump, Richmond is also a destination, not just for pirated DVD's, cheap faulty computer parts, getting lost, or risky food choices from the night market. People come for the acres of old growth trees and wildlife, and by trees and wildlife I mean ditches and concrete.

* ICBC wants to sue you if you steal a car. One particular addition to this project I would like to see is allow the accused, or convicted, to choose severe beating over restitution. That way if it was a crappy car like a Hyundai Pony, these scum can still pay their debt, in blood.

* Hippies are mad that the Aquarium has 32 trees slated to be removed for the proposed expansion. Let's see what the kids think, you know, tomorrows hippy. Junior says he wants to see the entire park become an Amusement Park completely void of trees altogether. You can't see it but I am nodding in agreement, ferociously.

* More Gay News from the Gay couple wanting to fill your kids head with gaynousness. I am all aboard the Gay Train to Fort Tolerance don't get me wrong, but I think there are groups that have a much tougher time than those lovable gays. When this goes through, how long before Canadian Muslims, Canadian Asians and more cultures want their own course covering the subject of tolerance. Lump it all together.

* BioDeisel...yummy. This stuff is so hot and exciting and if in five years if this isn't being served in school cafeterias, then we have no conscience when it comes to the environment. Cars and trucks like it too apparently, but I love it.

*Heritage Christian Online School is pushing it's crack on BC Youths. The BC Govt passed a law allowing BC students to take online courses so it was only a matter of 4.3 minutes before they started spreading out letters to other schools advising their students take these courses or burn in hell. If kids take these courses, and the mandatory Gay is A-Okay course, they will explode.

This has nothing to do with Vancouver but it's bizarre. I didn't know Mr. Hubbard allowed this kind of activity on his spaceship?

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Posted by: Douglas

September 14, 2006 01:28 AM

A informative,interesting and with a actual scoope of reality regarding the homosexual activist couple the Correns and public schools, is in Sept.13th/06 National Post newspaper page A14 a editorial titled Activists and Educators. Give it a read it's a good one. It's a honest article which is especially a plus comming from the media on a sensative issue. Thanks be to Luke for posting his comment here too on this issue!.