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It's Sunday September the 17 around 11:06AM and

The Vancouver Idiot: News So Thick and Meaty Linda Lovelace Wouldn't Stand a Chance

Don't eat US Spinach unless you want a week off work with the runs. One lady died, 94 others are seriously ill and millions with it stuck in their teeth. This stuff is deadly.

Bus Driver takes the law into his own hands and then gets strongly worded letter from his employers, also elderly victim offers herself as a reward. A Bus driver watches a thief lift a wallet from an elderly passenger. He darts off the bus and retrieves the wallet. Apparently rather disgusted to see the lady's purse was stuffed with ribbed condoms. Gross.

Olympic spending is getting out of hand. Whining about the budget is even worse. God forbid this city have any class or the ability to host a number of World Championship Events. Also the Sea to Taco Bell Highway has needed an overhaul for eons so put that in your bong and smoke it you hippies. Squampton must be thrilled with the new faster and safer highway.

Nut Job's from the states have created the US Border Backup. Should the Border staff not do their job, these Vigilantes will be sure to shoot you and your children if you make eye contact with them or look like a threat. They want everyone to know that "We are not racially motivated, whatever the hell that means."

Owner of pot cafe sentenced to 15 months in jail for selling, get this...Pot. A pot shop that doesn't sell pot, good one VPD. Glad to see anyone with a cash register and an open sign can get a business license.

Someone at St Paul's is going to fry for using equipment that just sat there in the dark. Someone with training was generating revenues for the hospital and using equipment that just sat in a dark closed room, with permission from the hospital, obviously. This is an outrage, absolute outrage.