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It's Thursday September the 21 around 12:27PM and

TVI: CBC Chair Resigns Despite Being so Damn Awesome

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CBC Chairman Guy Fournier has quit because he made some wicked funny comments about bestiality and bowel movements. I haven't seen or heard exactly what he said but based on the nature of the subjects, I just peed myself anyways.




Apparently he said, more or less, that a good healthy bomb in the bowl feels better than sex. That's kind of true isn't it?

Think about this for a second... usually in sex you have to care a little bit about the person you are doing it with otherwise you might not get to do it again. Things like changing lanes without signaling because that's on your agenda just doesn't go over well with the opposite sex. But a good number 2 is the single best part of the day, remember it's all about you in there. For me especially because that's the only time of the day no one can judge me for what I am, or at least not until they go in after me.

Anyways, I am stewing in it as I write this. Maybe Jackson you can recruit Mr. Fournier to come write for TheVancouverite? You talk about Cats enough and I talk about Poop enough that this might be a match made in heaven. He also should be well enough off that the peanuts you pay me won't alter his lifestyle.


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