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It's Monday November the 6 around 5:51PM and

TVI: Idiot's week in review

Idiot 1:I have a heart and you would be surprised how much I have done personally for those less fortunate. Especially those that are hot and less fortunate and wear tight shirts. But you sir when you asked me for some change and you saw me carrying 6 bags of groceries and a 3 year old trying to gouge my eye out, you pretty much proved why you are living in an alley somewhere. No no no let me put everything down to get you some change genius, here can you hold my son so he doesn't run away while I sift through this lint for a quarter?

Idiot 2: This past Tuesday I noticed there was hundreds of kids out in the neighborhood knocking on doors. At first I thought this was a serious mass home invasion by some ruthless gang so I instinctively went for my gun, all of them midgets dressed as Harry Potter or Spiderman. Then I realized it's Halloween so I threw junior in his super bunny outfit, put the gun back under my pillow and we went out looking for candy. This goes out to the lady on Heather and 18th that gave my son a Christian Comic (tract) book for Halloween. Thanks Lady for making this night special. I took junior home and we burned all his dinosaur books and threw out his Curious George DVD because the mixed signals might make his tiny head explode.

Idiot 3: Thanks for commenting on my cologne. It's Called Subway foot long BMT. Who the hell comments on how a total stranger smells? Unless that stranger is sitting on your face, you keep your mouth shut and mind your own business.

Idiot 4: Everyone that hasn't seen Borat and has something negative to say. Also anyone that has seen Borat and has something negative to say. Both of you are idiots or at the very least, slightly less fun than a Christian tract. Unless you are Jewish or salute the Kazakh Flag then it's okay, you should be pissed off.