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It's Thursday August the 24 around 7:18AM and

Worst Movie Title

The first place anyone goes to get an answer is the mysterious Internet. You want to find a song by that new band or a recipe or a new killer blog like this one, you go to Google, or yahoo or whatever. So why haven't movie executives figured this out? That when someone wants news on a movie, they type in the movie title. Well what happens if your movie's title is Invincible? You contend with the other 200 movies made with Invincible in or as the sole title.

This new one looks to be the new mans tear jerker though. The kind of movie that fills a man with that warm fuzzy feeling and reminds him he isn't as tough as he thinks he is, that he is just a big sissy girl. Invincible tells the story of a Jewish strongman that performs in Berlin as the blond Aryan hero Siegfried. It's a true story and is based on the life and misadventures of Zishe Breitbart, a Jewish expert martial artist's son from China. This is all taking place during Hitlers reign as chief douche so our Jewish hero is torn between being true to himself and the Philadelphia Eagles fans or using his strengths portraying a Fighting Dragon.

This movie will be released this Friday and should be the sleeper hit of the summer, mostly because everything else blew. Mark Wahlberg portrays a Football player opposite Billy Zane as Os and together they fight the Shadowmen. Directed by Sau Leung 'Blacky' Ko.

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