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It's Monday July the 31 around 12:31PM and

Mel Gibson Has Gone Crazy

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Well, Mel Gibson sure had quite the weekend didn't he. What a douchebag. Anyway, at least it has guaranteed a fun Monday for the rest of us. Here's my favorite three things from the "MelGate" meltdown aftermath:

1. Defamer takes the cake in all things Gibson today, not only speculating on Hollywood wondering if they might be able to get Gibson at a huge discount rate after this, and then in response to a publicist who worked for Micheal Jackson who said this was a nuclear disaster for Mel they write, "Things are pretty bad when a guy who had to explain the purchase of the Elephant Man's bones and Crisco-sponsored Boy Scout sleepovers thinks you're fucked."

2. Good old David Frum nominates Mel Gibson as the Secretary General of the U.N. Probably not very funny. Kofi Annan, call your office pal. Other job opportunities may include Prime Minister of Australia according to Tim Blair.

3. This sweet South Park bit when Kenny and Stan go pay Mr. Gibson a visit to get their money back from Passion, only to find, surprise, he's totally crazy. Watch it on You Tube. Priceless.

Oh Mel, what happened to you man? Must we really go back to the good old days, when you were in Vancouver filming Bird on a Wire, when Goldie Hawn was still sort of hot, and the Neville Brothers ruled the airwaves. Don't make us go there dude.

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