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It's Tuesday January the 2 around 7:19AM and

The Wonder That is Brett Ratner

I was at the one post-Christmas, pre-New Years, gathering I allowed on my calendar and some charming film people reminded me of what an amazing yet glorious douchebag X-Men 3 director Brett Ratner is. The guy is so ridiculous he defies any real world description. And this explains pretty much everything you need to know, "There's no difference between a tacky Jew from Miami and a rap star. They both want the Cadillac and the Rolex with the diamonds." Can you even parody someone like this? Um...why yes, yes you can. Witness the Brett Ratner Video Diary:

So much goodness. And Part 2 of the Ratner Video Diary for your viewing pleasure. Please , please, please, Hollywood can you please bring him back to Vancouver for some more directing shenanigans and onset absurdity. Can you even wait until August 10th when Rush Hour 3 premieres? [see more Ratner-jinks at Defamer who have followed his antics for some time]

Kind of but not really Related: Clearly Lindsay Lohan is still smarting from her brush with 'the Ratner' back in April. Certainly there isn't much other reason to explain her New Years '07 look. "WHY, WHY and WHY?! Lindsay Lohan is trying to destroy us all. What is going on in her head, besides a rollercoast coke party? I mean….leave your outfits in the 80s!!! I think she really broke into my mom’s house, went into the garage, rifled through the bags of old clothes and popped out this little number."

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