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It's Wednesday January the 11 around 12:31AM and

Vancouver It Girl?

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They tried to bury this on page 17 - and honestly who can read a whole issue of 24 Hours? Thankfully we tried this mornings edition and we felt like Carl Spackler. Oh Mrs. Crane, er Simmons, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. Where was I?

Oh right page 17. This is where we meet Vancouver actress "it" girl, Chelan Simmons. The 23-year old has been working hard, and has just completed work in a couple of tri-quels, Dr. Dolittle 3 and Final Destination 3.

But just wait for her big turn as 'waitress' in John Tucker Must Die directed by Betty Thomas? Sigh. Really this is our 'it' actress? Come on. We need more dirt and photos this is ridiculous. Thanks for nothing 24 Hours. PS: Thanks for getting around to mentioning Carla Gugino joining the Ben Stiller movie today. We posted that on January 4th, and you're getting around to printing it on the 11th? Yikes. And they are adding classifieds now too next week.

Here are some free hInts to put the 'i' into your it, Chelan : Get a website going. With photos. Seriously. And maybe think about an agent. One to get you out of the sequels of sequels racket in '06. Think about a music album - might work. Canadian Idol? Dangerous. Read up on what Lohan is doing - it's genuis. Crazy genuis.

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Posted by: Susan

February 18, 2006 06:46 PM

My friend Molly is cousins w/ Chelan, but I've never met her.

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