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It's Tuesday October the 3 around 6:43AM and

Vancouverite Stalker: Benicio Del Toro

It's 6:15pm do you know where your Benicio Del Toro is? Apparently when you're rolling like this guy does you are just leaving Gotham Steakhouse after the early bird special.

Currently filming Things We Lost in the Fire here in town, our source tells me that yesterday he looked like he just woke up, as he was getting into his beige SUV - the bastard doesn't care about the environment - on Seymour St. and he was wearing awful green track suit pants and a green and white trucker hat. He may have also been wearing a granda sweater, but it happened so fast.

But really, the question on everyone's mind is what the hell was "Fenster" doing eating so early, and by himself. It's kind of sad really. And the whole Gotham thing, come on, it's The Keg. This is what happens after you have a fling with Scarlett Johannson. You just walk the earth going to early bird dinners by yourself.

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Posted by: Angela

October 3, 2006 12:20 PM

This is the most ridiculous piece of reporting I have ever read. Besides, your English is ver poor. That second sentence is hideous:
"Apparently when you're rolling like this guy does you are just leaving Gotham Steakhouse after the early bird special." What the heck does this mean. Check your grammar. You forgot the comma after the word does. It almost changes the whole meaning of the stupid sentence to begin with.

Posted by: Angela

October 3, 2006 12:23 PM

This is a ridiculous piece of reporting. Your grammar is off too. In the second sentence, use a comma after the word does, it changes the meaning of the sentence when you don't.

Posted by: Richard K

October 3, 2006 01:52 PM

Wow you must, mean business, because, you said it, twice. Go suck, a SEMI'colon'.

Oh and I think it is spelled VERY, not VER... Who`s ridiculous now?

Posted by: B

October 3, 2006 02:32 PM

No comma? Oh my! I think I'm getting extremely upset!

Posted by: John Cabre

October 3, 2006 07:18 PM

Every time I come here it’s the same thing. An absolute nobody commenting on the behavior of someone they would die to meet, let alone be. The man had dinner early and by himself. This is a revelation why, Jackson? Pathetic why, Jackson?

You know, I don’t see a bio about you and your accomplishments on this website whatsoever. In fact, for all any visitor knows, you could just be some guy in Burnaby that loves US magazine and makes up fanciful tales. I enjoy Luc’s condescension’s especially, as he actually DOES take the bus.

Why I haven’t mention this website on my own site and summarily watched it get torn to shreds is totally beyond me. Maybe it’s because in the back of my mind I realize that it might be all that you actually have. For were there something actually creative that you could be doing, this website would surely cease to exist in seconds, unless bravely continued by your bus riding cohort.

You two should have learned how to blog before you started, though I love the one Ad that has never changed. I also like the lack of a sitemeter of any kind, though the complete lack of comments on a bitch slap site speaks volumes about actual traffic. Some people seem to think you can go to blogger and pen some stuff and be successful at this. Hell, even those guru’s that praised you wouldn’t be able to find their own blogs with two hands and a flashlight. I also love how you link similar blogs, like Lainey Gossip, who are somehow called “Vancouver Blogs” though they might as well be LA based, and were they they would be destroyed by actual blogs that sport actual, first hand information, not info lifted from magazines and tv shows that anyone can watch.

I would suggest sticking to what you know, which, by reading this thing lately, is actually very, very little. And once again, I urge you to change the name, because having been a Vancouverite my whole life, it’s offensive.

As for Gotham, suggest a better steak house in Vancouver, and spare me Morton’s or Hy’s – both of whom are parts of established chains. Name me one stand out, high end, steak house in the downtown core that far surpasses Gotham. And spare me some fufu-ish horseshit that was hot for 3 days last week because some idiot said it was the place to be, and was rammed to the tits by people all commenting on how awesome the food was somply because so many people were there.

And French preparations don’t count, that’s an entirely different animal altogether. And yes, I have been to Paris. Even to two of its LV stores, though I regretfully admit that I actually purchase something rather than yammering on about the free drinks.

Posted by: Clinton

October 3, 2006 10:14 PM

You see man, you mess with Benicio, you get taken OUT...

I just recently found your blog and i feel like I'm missing something. Seems pretty light-hearted stuff. I don't know why people would even think about taking it seriously.

As for the topic at hand, it's always a good time to take shots at celebrities.

Posted by: Heather

October 5, 2006 11:16 AM

Lighten up, Angela. There are more important things to worry about.