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It's Wednesday October the 21 around 6:42AM and

World Declares War on Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

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Rumors that the poor, poor, hard done by millionaire cast of Twilight will get a respite as maybe the next Twilight movie will move back to Oregon to film, as Vancouver's Twiharding "Rogue Tourists" are waging asymmetrical warfare upon them.

According to some suit for the Twilight films, "It's not just the media invading [the Twilight cast's] privacy - it's the whole world. Civilians are flying in all over the world to hunt down whoever they can find. It's bad. Literally [Rob and Kristen] have no choice but to stay inside."

Fame is really hard! The cast calls them Rogue Tourists. Twihard indeed. We should get the Twihards to go to Afghanistan to film and solve that problem. Annoy the terrorists.

(Via Entertainmentwise)

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