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It's Monday April the 24 around 11:45PM and

Another New Low for Metro

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Okay. I tried to resist the bright typographic cover of Metro all day. I knew it was off. Like rotten milk. And sure enough It is bookened 2 pages of ads for McDonalds. Le sigh. With copy like this, "Is the reason it's illegal to eat chicken with a fork in Gainesville, Georgia becuase it's better with a bun?" Instead of a real front cover, how can you even take this paper serious? The back page is worse: "If there are single cheeseburgers and double cheeseburgers, do the single cheeseburgers get lonely?" Did this really happen today?

Now if you are going to take an entire cover in Vancouver for your advertising, why do you use one that is about Gainesville? It's not that funny of a line anyway and it certainly ins't that clever that you want it splashed on the front cover.

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Posted by: Andrew Morrison

April 25, 2006 01:08 AM

Fucking retarded...

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