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It's Friday September the 15 around 12:34PM and

Buzz Dump: Adding Tucker Carlson to Anything Is Awesome, Like This post for instance

Sorry for the lack of posts, I really had greater ambition for today, but I had the most insane lunch of duck confit that pretty much made me forget everything else in the entire world, now many hours later I have come out of my succulent duck induced coma to bring you some links. PS: the 'pot' of Loire red didn't help matters much either. Nor did the strawberry tart. Basically Paris ruined me today. On the upside, the Louvre at night is wicked dead - like 75% less douchebags at least. Although I did see two clowns in flip flops. Honestly, would it kill you to wear a pair of shoes to see the fancy art you dirty backpacking scumbags? Anyway, on with the show:

*If you've been glued to YouTube like I have, guiltily following the saga of LonelyGirl15, the cat is way out of the bag, and she was even on Leno last night. But still, maybe we'll still watch. But after this, I'm thinking perhaps not. Unless they get Tucker Carlson to play her creepy dad in future episodes. Which would be A-MaZing.

*What the hell. Dog The Bounty Hunter is in the slammer.

*This is awesome. A character update on the kids from Saved By The Bell. Zack Morris, 31: "As he grew older, his love of blow was only surpassed by his true passion—high school girls. He spent the majority of his free time leaning on his BMW parked in the lot near the Bayside cafeteria, offering rides to varsity—and, at his worst, JV—cheerleaders. He maintained this lifestyle until going into a seizure during an office birthday party for the lady who delivers the office supplies." So good.

*Have you been to the Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny website? It's pretty much the best website intro ever.

*And you know how we know Tenacious D's website is the best into? Because Britney Spears is promising us her new website and she turns into a tiger, and I'm scared.

*Gawker launched a new music blog, Idolator. Nice for us.

*Flashbeer. It's not what you think. It's slightly better.

*Holy crap! I really want this Rocky IV T-Shirt. Or this Dick Cheney as Che T-Shirt. It's hard to decide. Maybe both? Throw in these Hugo Chavez puppets and you've got yourself a deal partner.

*A UFO above Vancouver City Hall in 1937. And more.

*For no real reason at all. Tricia Helfer from shot in Vancouver Battlestar Gallactica. Ok, it's season three nerds. Clicky clicky.

*And we might as well give some photos celebrating the 6th season of Smallville. And by celebrating we mean photos of Kristin Kreuk and Erica Durance.

*I might as well post this one. Everyone else is. Kid ridiculouosly scared on fun park ride + mom laughing = best parent award. I'm pretty sure Luke will appreciate this one.