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It's Thursday September the 7 around 10:25AM and

Buzz Dump: Dialing The Smug, Up One Notch at a Time

*Now, okay, I'll admit I'm not exactly the biggest Gwyenth Paltrow fan in the world. But if she keeps talking about her vice being Pinot we could warm to the idea. [Golden Fiddle]

*Vancouver pervert Joshua Jackson is grossing out NYC with his PDA's. Can somebody explain how Diane Kruger turned French circa 1940 and surrendere to Pacey's charms. [Pop Sugar]

*Whatever Jake Gyllenhall. We shave our beard so that we don't look like a crazy hippy and you totally copy us. I wonder if he'll now start pretending he's straight. [Just Jared]

*Here's one for the peeps past the Port Mann. A wierd Dodge Ram site and bizarre theme. [Ramrash.com]

*I agree, this is completely uncalled for. But man, it felt good. [Youtube]

*And this smackdown of a San Diego investigative reporter is must see. I imagine, that someday, some pent up 'Anti-The Vancouverite' fan will try this on me, or Luke. Hi-LA-rious! [Gawker]

*Our Sneaker Overlord Al Cabino sends this, "It was only a matter of time before this came about. Play as the late/great Steve Irwin's wife as she gets revenge on the all sting rays." [Destructoid]

*Apparently Mike Judge (Office Space) has a new film called Idiocacy. Apparently it is hilarious. The genuises at Fox have decided it isn't worth marketing. Thanks, jerks. [Fishbowl LA]

*I just wanted to stress just how much cats are responible for everything wrong in the world from the terrorists to Paris Hilton. Here's proof.

*I love the trailer for the next Jackass movie. It's so perfect. Bonus points for best voiceover guy, ever. [Google Video]