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It's Thursday July the 27 around 10:08AM and

Buzz Dump: Jessica Alba's Bikini

It figures, while I'm away from Vancouver, Jessica Alba returns. Welcome to today's edition of buzz with a heaping helping of good, clean, summer fun:

*Not much to describe here, but Jessica Alba seems to have been all over Vancouver walking her dog and dressed in a bikini top. And does she really have a pug? Why? Anyway she's in town shooting Good Luck Chuck with the nearly unwatchable, and humor challenged comedian Dane Cook.

* McDonald's unintentionally outed Lance Bass in 2001. Shocking. Not.

*Pop Culture Junkies remembers a magical time in television history where without reality tv, blogs, or the interweb, The Love Boat was the most special show to pimp yourself out on. Watch these special You Tube Clips. PS: Why hasn't this show been put on DVD yet? Honestly!

*Paris Hilton's website is terrible. Then again, have you seen her video for Stars are Blind? Wow. I'd throw another Catwomen reference around, but what would be the point. Barrell of fish, meet gun. You do the math.

*Am I missing something in translation from the English to French here? The new Burger King campaign is about little people right? As in creepy little people who make thier burgers. Totally Gross.

*If you haven't had your first three Mocha's yet, don't click this link. I warned you, but you just had to see John Travolta's magnificent man boobs didn't you.

*Speaking of pecs, here, have a nice piece of pickled ginger to get that taste out of your mouth, enjoy the campy fun of the latest David Hasslehoff tv spot. It's all Hoff. And you learn he is the "King of the Internet".

*They have like a whole beach in the middle of Paris these days, but I doubt they have this kind of time travel/beach volleyball motif. Sad.

*Gawker cracks up over the latest do business in Germany ad campaign.

*I kind of like this "March of the Emperors" spot. Napoelean was such a card. Meanwhile this Coors beer spot is epic which is odd. The VW Rabbitt is back, ("Wifi" "Apartment" and "and Crispin Porter is making commercials about it. Nice insight.