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It's Wednesday May the 31 around 10:28PM and

Buzz Dump: Low Ridders & Hasselhoff Tears

It's been quite awhile since I've posted. Big thanks to guest writers Luke and Josee for pulling some weight in my absense. Encourage them to post even more dear readers. I'm also told that tommorow we'll have the usual Vancouverite Playlist via Art Director Graham too. Nice for us. Who ever thought I could have found anyone to actually help out while I'm yukking it up with Uncle Ho in Vietnam. On with the show, here are some links:

*This is old, I'm not going to lie, but I'm just posting it now. Deal with it. Shatner interviews Avril Lavigne. He is amazing. She is cute now that she isn't punk. Question: Hey Josee, is Avril Faux -French? Discuss.

*I can never not post when there is something about Kate Beckinsale. Especially when it involves "insanely low-rise pants."

*I have no idea why this is the case, but Kristin Chenoweth is May's number one google search on The Vancouverite. So, again, here is old news. But she should have started filming in Vancouver with Mathew Broderick and Danny Devito of the holiday film Deck the Halls this week.

*Speaking of Vancouver Film, Jalopnik has some pics of the cars from the live action Transformers movie. Anyway, apparently filming is going well.

*Why America. Why. And it even made David Hasselhoff cry. Shame on you.

*I haven't been able to watch any real TV in nearly three weeks. It's painful, and feels like coming off of drugs cold turkey - don't try it. But then again, maybe missing this tonight isn't a problem: "More Poker: Celebrity Poker Showdown returns to Bravo at 9, with new co-host Phil Hellmuth and players Bryan Cranston, Kevin Sorbo, Jason Alexander, Susie Essman, and Jamie Bamber." Zzzzzzz....

*Wonkette disects The Washington Post's ridiculous 4-pager on the discovery of "the wingman". "To sum up, for those of you who are 80 years old or don’t speak English: A “wingman” is a guy who, at a bar, helps his friend get laid. THERE’S YOUR 2,000 WORDS, ARTS AND LIVING SECTION." It's cute when Big Media tries to be hip.

*Thanks to TV Squad this is the funnest thing I've read in weeks. In regards to a new book of essays on being fired, "New Yorker writer Andy Borowitz discloses that he was fired from writing for The Facts Of Life because he didn't "get" Tootie." Wow, who knew Tootie was so complex. I always thought Jo was the tough character. Or maybe Blair.