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It's Friday June the 23 around 11:37PM and

Buzz Dump: Spelling it Out

Pretty sure you're probably asleep dreaming of getting out on a patio - quite frankly I am too, except I think you get TB from sitting on patios in Beijing. Al Gore should get the hell over here and do something about the pollution, my god (but more on that later, maybe tomorrow even). But until he shows up and invents a solution, let's groove on some links. And...go:

*There is surely a guy I know who would appreciate this (actually there are at least three people I know who can understand this) site. Whatevs, I give you Hitler Cats.

*Now that we are wearing black arm bands mourning the death of the great television producer Aaron Spelling who gave us both Tori Spelling and TJ Hooker - and like thousands of other TV shows, can we do something about this? JJ Abrams it seems wants Matt Damon to play Captain James T. Kirk in the new Star Trek. Think about that for a bit. I'll be here. It's sick. And don't give him any ideas about getting Affleck to play Spock. Dear lord.

*Part of me truly looks at awe at Taco Bell for trying to create the impossible, the holy grail of dinning, the mysterious 4th Meal. Part of me thinks they have tacos on the brain. Mmmmmm....tacos. (Via Ad Freak)

*There is something about a story about a mobster in the witness protection program living in Normandy France that sounds unreal. Cinematical has the deets on this impressive book soon to be movie.

*Finally. Brew Blog.

*This is nuts. TV jumping the shark reason #231: "The Coreys". Dear lord in heaven, please stop this before it gets out of control. Corey Haim and Corey Feldmen together again in TV form. And here's the kicker: "The Coreys would find the Coreys playing fictionalized versions of themselves, presumably because it would be funnier and less sad that way. Feldman would play Corey Feldman, married father of one son; Haim would play Corey Haim, single man. While both play those roles in real life, too, the TV show would ratchet up the comedy in the situation by having Haim, as Variety put it, "[shake] life up for the Feldmans."" Gulp.

*The Pixies not making a new album, again. Bastards.

*Nice to see Memphis Blues getting some props from Gridskipper. That platter of meats will kill you.

*This is spectacularly awesome stuff. Gridskipper reports: "The Times of London is running a contest looking for the smuggest vacation photos–smugshots–you can engineer."

*Lastly, I expected so much more out of girlfriends weekend with Gawker's Jessica Coen. And yet, I still would find a weekend with her pretty awesome, and drunken. I think a weekend with her and her margarita and lobster quesadilla older sister, Ana Marie Cox would be like heaven.