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It's Monday April the 3 around 11:09PM and

Buzz Dumpage: Beards, Candy, Ava & Lois Lane

Are you ready for some links? I'm cleaning out a bunch I've been saving up. Here goes nothing...

BEARDS?
If you haven't seen the Skittles ad featuring the creepiest beard ever, now is the time (And there are other wierd ones at the Skittles website). This may come in handy for Wednesday when Kenny Rogers hits American Idol. Whitney Matheson, the USA Today writer of Pop Candy - who I'm really digging - is all about the beards and directed us to this insane site and that Kenny is looking a little wierd these days. Speaking of beards, Vice's Gavin McInnes gets the Do's and Don'ts treatment.

ADS, CANDY, & HACKS.
1-800-Got-Junk's rat advertising ads. What was the creative brief on this banned William Lawson Scotch ad? Skittles ad weird. Starburst ad, weirder? Sour Patch ad really wierder? DIscuss. Gawker has fun with hack copywriters. Did you miss The Office April Fool's PSA's? Cupcake Voyeur (via Metroblogging Vancouver). Finally, and for absolutely no reason at all Gisele knows what boys want.

THATS ENTERTAINMENT
Smallville's Lois Lane, Erica Durance, is on the Cover of FHM. (via Egotastic) It's filmed in Vancouver if you are wondering why the link? Seu Jorge is coming to Vancouver June 23. The Hippies and the pretty boys from Amazing Race get cozy and shirtless and myspaced. Clerks 2 Online Trailer, dicuss. And prays be America that Basic Instint 2 totally stunk up the box office this past weekend, but let's review Sharon Stone's last big rider. The best of Christopher Walken as leading man make out artist. Swear to god, Vanity Fair is trying not to sell copies this month with their Green issue. Not recycled paper, and cover with Al Gore cameo.

GOOD THINGS
I checked out Jamie Oliver's new show, Great Italian Escape, tonight. Priceless.

MISCELLANY
Holy crap in the name of Apu. Letterboxed, beautiful presentation of 1956's "Bhowani Junction" on Turner Classics tonight. Ava Gardner starring as Victoria Jones in this romance set against the turmoil of the British withdrawal of India. Hubba Hubba.

And this BoingBoing post about Chinese "ghost ships" off the coast of Africa is good readings.