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It's Tuesday May the 2 around 6:33AM and

Morning Buzz: Expo Ernie Stick Kicking It

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Well, Expo Ernie was back in action yesterday after 20-years. He looks just as ridiculous as he did 20-years ago - kind of like the original Trek vision of the future - a terrible future. Enough of this, lets link some stuff to help us forget the last post:

*Paris Hilton was out promoting sparkling wine. "I'm not sure what's more depressing, that a government ban was lifted for Paris Hilton or that she's promoting sparkling wine in a can. Although I think the real question on everybody's mind is, "Am I classy enough for canned wine?" The answer is yes, my friend. You are."

*Wow, David Blaine is a total creepy freak.

*Chelsea Clinton. What happened? Did you crawl out from under a rock? Then you see her dad getting set to celebrate his 60th this summer. Can you imagine how crazy that party will be?

*When American Idol's 15 seconds of fame forces you to go to the ugly Hollywood, Washington.

*Time magazine's 100 - the 100 people who shape our world is crazy.

*James Lileks goes to the Biannual Springtime Postcard Convention. Weird, but cool.

*The new campaign to sell the Mercury starring Perniferous P. Penguin selling Jelly Filled Frosted Sugar Balls is crazy, but so good. They also have more insanity on theneverything.com. It's

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