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It's Wednesday March the 22 around 8:29AM and

Stupid 24 Hours Tricks

My horoscope says today is a 9, but I'm not buying it. My favorite old jeans in the world decided to distinegrate in the rain and there is a huge rip in my crotch area. Stupid pants. I hate you. At least now I can go shopping. In your face, work! And then I read some really amazingly dumb things in 24 Hours.

1. Tamara Taggart's weather report. "They'll be some nice, warm rain the next few days." Listen honey, you couldn't predict the weather properly if you were standing in the middle of a hurricane. It's not warm rain as far as I can tell sweetie.

2. Dear Buzz Bishop. Your ground breaking page 9 article on bloggers made the mistake of sending me to your lame website. Hahahahahaha. I doubt your real name is Buzz anyway.

3. Darren Parkman's "Starring Vancouver" column is officially worse than Lynne McNamara's in the Sun. Way to go Lynne! Look, pal, nobody cares if Timothy Hutton ate once at Cin Cin to say nothing of twice. Nobody. And then giving another drop of ink to the losers who starred in "Godiva's" because it was mercifully cancelled. Isn't this like Jane Fonda going to Vietnam during the war.

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Posted by: gusgreeper

March 22, 2006 11:21 AM

if i tell you these things you may have to kill me.

we have a 24 hours box that we keep our magazines in. we acquired it on a stealth mission.

i haven’t been able to stand Tamara Taggart since her debut showing up all over the city telling me shit i’d rather hear about from a guy with no tongue. and I saw her in one of the Benny towers food courts and from ten feet i could have reached out and touched her makeup it was that gross and looked to be protruding that far off her face. i still feel slightly scared by it. BUT im sure she is a nice person. i only know the paid persona she shows that i refuse to buy.

want a good weather report? ask ANY bike courier. They know more than paid weather man.

Posted by: johnny whiskers

March 22, 2006 01:40 PM

crotch area. yes.

Posted by: Jackson Murphy

March 22, 2006 07:15 PM

I love the Stealth mission on the 24 Hours Box and the Taggart sighting is awesome.