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It's Wednesday November the 30 around 7:27PM and

We Are Chad. Chad is All Around.

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Wow. The new Vancouver Magazine is out with it's Power 50 list (yes Vancouverites, revel in our Gordo overlord once again). But then in the middle of the spread is an article about Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, calling him "A God". Okay, he wasn't really on the power list, but they do say that Chad Kroeger is, "the most famous and culturally powerful Vancouverite in existence today."

Wow. I think we just passed out, or threw up in our mouths a little bit. Writer Mathew Mallon goes on with his love letter to Chad, "To our deluded selves we may be elegantly coiffed latte-sippers perched on the edge of the Pacific Ocean in our century-defining-city-but Chad knows what [Bruce] Allen knew; that thousands and millions and billions of world citizens view as the land where the mullet never died..."

Don't you feel like Luke Skywalker at the end of Empire? "No. No. It's not true. That's impossible." What a nightmare.

Vancouver Media Fun Quiz: How many days will it take for Vancouver Magazine to update thier website with the new cover? Mmmmm....

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