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It's Monday July the 30 around 9:17PM and

10 Things I'm Not Really Blogging About, Seriously

I just had a few, albeit brief, moments of clarity and need to share. Ready?

1. I don't blog very much. I'm just saying. It's not you, it's me. I think.

2. And this will probably open up some emailage, but its not like I've even missed anything in this city. For instance, Metroblogging Vancouver's last three entries over two days no less cover the following: X-Men 2, the Canucks (in July? Say what?), and MacGyver. The last, while pretty awesome, features not one single amazing link to some video clips. So clearly I'm not missing much. It's like I don't need to blog at all.

3. This will be the first mention of that oil spill last week. 80% cleaned up at this point. Fingers on the pulse I tell you my friends.

4. Not only am I completely incapable of covering actual news lately, I actually slept through shootings when they are within my neighborhood. I mean, cluelessly I sleep and not imagine that Seymour Street is somehow New Jack City.

5. In the above sentence did I actually reference a movie from 1991, starring the trifecta of Wesley Snipes, Mario Van Peebles, and Ice-T. Really? Did this actually happen? Watch that trust me, the cell phone is worth it. As is Wesley Snipes hair.

6. While it may have been $8 millions to build The Shore Club. It sometimes, unlike cornfields in Iowa, doesn't mean that they will come. Fine it was a Monday. Don't judge. Well, maybe this: you can build a $8 million restaurant and can't complete a simple website. Ouch. And Bonus, swear to god owner David Aisenstat was out in front tonight making out with a tall low-rent version of Paris Hilton. Love it!

7. Dear Starbucks breakfast sandwiches. You bastards! Like you need any more of my money. It's a good thing your music compelety blows, because, between the Green Tea Lemonade, the coffee, and these, I'm doomed. I hate you.

8. Still haven't blogged about the fireworks. Crap. Too late. Oh, and I missed the Spanish one last wednesday which featured music Michael Bay's Armeggdon. RAD!

9. I just bought Benson season 1 on DVD. Bwhahahahahahaha. Couldn't find a clip, but here's a SOAP clip.

10. I'm still waiting on the city to turn into a large garbage dump. Not sure that is happening. Private garbage collection RULES! PS: If Delta can sort thier stuff out, we can't because how? Sam Sullivan are you going to take that?