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It's Thursday August the 10 around 12:18PM and

Buzz Dump: Peaches Invasion

*The new Westender this week front Peaches and the best opener this week: "When electrotrash vixen Peaches named her third album Impeach My Bush, she was clearly thinking about the U.S. president. But more specifically, she was thinking about him drenched in lube, wearing high heel do-me boots, and covering his WMD with a sparkling champagne-coloured thong."

*Peaches gets the Vancouver Sun treatement here. And the baby seal treatment from PETA.

*Also in the Westender Andrew Morrison discovers, literally, a new SoCal style Taco Shack. Damn.

*Kitsilano.ca notes its bikini and flip flop weekend in Kits with a multitude of parties. Including Lululemon's creepy Flip Flop Soiree where: "$95 covers a luminous night of tasty cuisine, animated dancing, drumming and entertainment, a lip-smacking cocktail and a gift bag filled with goodies all in support of the Centre for Integrated Healing."

*Metroblogging Vancouver discovers Vancouvers dark secret society of pimped out scooter owners: "You: 20-something guy, Monday night on the sidewalk by the gas station at Hastings and Renfrew. Me: driving past, gaping at the idea that anyone would put blue neon low-rider lights under their electric sidewalk scooter."

*Gwyeth Paltrow becomes, "the whitest white girl in the entire white world."

*This is crazy. People are now getting tatoos of actual brand logos. Naomi Klein is probably having a heart attack as we speak. Gawker breaks it down: "Sometimes a story comes along where all we can say is 'What a bunch of douchebags.'"

*Details of the dirty underbelly world of movie junkets. And if anyone wants to know we at The Vancouverite totally heart shameless junkets.

*Grindhouse posters are out.

*This video for Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT! If you do one thing with your life today, click this link okay.

*Your Moment of West Coast Zen: The Adventures of Tek Jansen with a most sensual nemisis.