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Canada wins Celebration of Light

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(Photo: Sherwin Andal)

So Canada won the Celebration of Light Saturday. Beyond the joy of this tedious event being over, can I ask just how choked must the Chinese team be? It's a week before their Super Olympic World Wide Glory Times and they couldn't beat the puny Canadians in a fireworks competition. Someone over in Beijing is gonna be pissed. [CTV]

And this cruel fate must haven been double fun for the Chinese as vast parts of the interwebs have been unlocked in anticipation of the games next Friday. As Gawker reports, "the entire country discovered that American "news" is full of lies written by cheap robots. This one was made by a cyclon photo director at Yahoo who wants the world to believe that China is still slaughtering people in Tiananmen Square, using furries. See, communists? This sort of madcap fun could be yours if you had a First Amendment!"

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