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It's Friday October the 20 around 3:10PM and

Diabolically Cleaner Air

Air Care needs to be taken out of commission. Or instead of the test, we just pay $23 a year more on insurance and the insurance clerk asks if the car is relatively clean and not emitting black smoke. We nod and away we go. I could care less about the money, I spend that much on candy in a week. I just don't want to have to go find one of these centers and wait for 30 minutes.

Here's an example of what's going on at Air Care. When most people, if not all, have a doctors appointment coming up we try to eat a little healthier. We stop eating the junk thinking that will clear our arteries of plaque and the Doctor will commend us on treating thy body as a temple. We also power wash our teeth until the gums erupt in sores the night and morning before a Dentist visit. Yeah I floss twice a year so that when my thug dentist asks if I floss I can say "damn right I do." Then as soon as the appointment is over I find myself standing in line at McDonalds with a Slurpee in one hand and a 2 for 1 coupon in the other smelling of smoke because I just sucked down 3 sweet sticks back to back. I used to have my sundaes with McChicken sauce instead of fudge too.

Same thing is going on at Air Care. People for one day run the cleaner Mohawk gas. They drive along the highway for a few minutes, they pour some methyl hydrate into the carb to force it to run hotter and burn out the carbon. It's bullshit because the next day they are still driving that heap of shit only they are $23 poorer. The point is they are not running the car the same way they do the other 355 days of the year so how could Air Care have possibly had any effect whatsoever on the air in Vancouver?

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Posted by: Tom Weir

October 20, 2006 06:58 PM

Check out the latest announcements from Aircare:
- new cars get a 7 year (instead of 4 year) exemption.
- Aircare will be discontinued as of Dec 2011

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