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It's Thursday August the 24 around 9:23AM and

Georgia Straight Watch: Swim with the Fishes

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Welcome the best and worst of this week's edition of the Georgia Straight. The cover gives us a look at fish farming which is the kind of subject that makes us want to have a nap. Actually this late August edition of the Straight, is kind of nap inducing in general. But there are a few things worth mentioning:

5. Dear Single of the Week Terry. There's a couple of reasons you're single. Those ridiculous jeans, sucking up to the paper featuring you, and that one of your favorite songs is "Here for a Good Time". PS: Please stop going to Browns. Thank you.

4. A defense of Paris Hilton. Repeat: A defense of Paris Hilton. For no reason we can fathom.

3. I'll bet former radio king Raif Mare is rolling around in few copies of the Straight like a giggling little school girl as we speak with this week's focus and cover story on fish farming.

2. Thank the freakn' maker. Jurgen Gothe talks about pinots. Look, there's nothing better than pinot, and then when you even mention lamb you are golden. Mmmmm....lamb.

1. In the Payback time you get a virual laundry list of smug new words to use including pulchritudinous. Which is nice.

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