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It's Monday August the 14 around 9:33AM and

Vancouver Craiglist Post-Weekend Top 5

Okay, I've seen some pretty amazing things on Craiglist the past week, here is a nice fiver for your Monday:

5. "Commercial Drive is Disgusting" - Money quote: "The whole drive smelled like a mixture of rotting garbage and patchouli."

Here's a thought, if you don't like hippies or Italians, maybe you shouldn't go around throwing your garbage all over Commercial Drive maybe.

4. "Yaletown Brewery Bitch" - Money Quote: "Believe it or not, I wasn’t actually hitting on you, you ugly plastic tart, but I was forced to reach over you and your fellow garden gnomes to grab my drink since you all took over my table."

I think we can all agree that the use of plastic tart and garden gnomes in the same rant is pretty much awesome. PS: Who stills goes to the Yaletown brew pub?

3. "Eric McCormack" Money Quote: "I saw Eric McCormack at Science World today with (?his family). Was going to say hi and ask for an autograph, but then I thought.. 'This guy is out with his family, having a good time, spending quality time. I'm not going to make a big deal over him and ruin their time'"

Wow, this is what happens when your 15 minutes of fame, and WIll & Grace, is finally over. Science world outings with your family. Ouch thats gotta hurt.

2. "To all those hatchback owners who customize their cars..." Money Quote: "Do you and your honda friends get together and say'"Dude! I TOTALLY just beat that VW with the red paint and Nine Inch Nails sticker! I'm sooo fast!! LETS GO TO SKYBAR TO CELEBRATE!'"

It speaks for itself.

1. This one features some rather "colorful language" - "Hey Shitbag" Money Quote: "you where the asshole in the silver toyota heading west on davie at broughton and almost ran me over in the intersection. fortunataley i have just picked up after my dog shit and was carrying the bag when you almost hit me. I throught the bag of shit at your car and splat,, all over it."

Okay, can somebody, anybody, tell me when feces throwing became de rigeur in Vancouver? I didn't get that memo...