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It's Monday August the 21 around 2:42AM and

Vancouver Craigslist Post-Weekend Blow Out

Craigslist was so action packed with stupid stuff this past week, we give you six (plus a bonus) of the best things that we found. No poop flinging this week, but plenty of good times.

6. "guy eating ketchup chips on the skytrain" Money Quote: "and there you are standing there munching on your savory looking ketchup chips. i almost fell off the healthy eating wagon luckely the store was sold out of ketchup chips others might not be so lucky "

Um. where to start. When ketchup chips drive you insane with foodlust maybe its time evaluate the old diet, princess.

5. "kits hippie daze - w4m - 25" Money Quote:

"To the guy walking up fourth ave. no shirt but a wicked tattoo of bamboo shoots along your ribcage and back. i asked about your tatty + you showed me the new work you had done. we're neighbours! but i forgot to ask for your number or give you mine ~ drop me a line if you're free/interested peace + love"

Hmmmm...shirtless guy with tatoos of bamboo shoots and the people who love them? Creepy.

4. God bless West Coast politics where we can hate both "Trudeau" "Arrogant, communist and no business brains at all. But what would you expect from a left wing French lawyer!" and "Harper".

And we wonder why Toronto and Ottawa don't take us seriously all the time. We are all over the place out here.

3. The Tim Hortons vs. Starbucks debate continues. "Tipping Starbucks Vs. Tim Hortons" Money quote: "HELLLLLLOOOOOO, can I please get some cream here? Oh sure, yes I'll wait a few minutes until you're finished making that half caf grande vanilla latte low fat and the Chocolate Banana Frappe. "

Hey dude, if you're spending $3 on a cup of joe, maybe don't ruin it with a litre of cream and a bunch of sugar. You should just go to Timmy Ho's, or better yet, 7-11.

2. "Dear former Le Chateau star salesman..." A love letter for the Al Bundy at Le Chateau. I don't even know where to start, there is so much wrong with this.

1. "Yellow Tail on your patio - m4w" Money Quote:

"Sorry the chemistry for a LTR just wasn't there for me. I enjoyed our glass of wine, I liked your see through top, you put my hand on your chest, you looked at my package. Wanna just sleep together?"

See this is what happens with Yellow Tail. The wine of choice for white trash. Imagine after some Yellowtail en francaise with Gismondi. I honestly couldn't control myself... I actually felt a shiver go down my spine there.

Honorable mention: "Grouse Grind Hikers"