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It's Wednesday September the 6 around 6:32AM and

Vancouver Papers: Dogs on Pot

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The Province headline this morning: "Is your dog on Pot?" Good lord! There is an epidemic of dogs on drugs in the city! They're on coke! They are overdosing on ecstasy! Thankfully, "Most dogs can 'sleep off' a small amount of pot. But dogs that get well into a stash may require fluids and warming, and will have to eat activated charcoal to offset the high." Phew! God I love you Province.

24 Hours, obviously cracked under the pressure from The Province's outlandish cover today. They had me at "Taser not fatal: Doc" but then they chicken out with some story about carving a raven. Wake me up when cats are strung out and pulling tricks in the Downtown Eastside thank you.

The Sun today I find confusing. On the top features area - It's a "Canada At War" with a stunning photo of soldiers carrying a flag drapped coffin. Then below the title it's the Dalai Lama who is coming to Vancouver on Friday. Friday! Meanwhile the story of George W. Bush telling us there are terrorists here. Here's the question: Does the Dalai Lama even sell papers?

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