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It's Friday August the 11 around 12:54PM and

Vancouver's Week in Review Hot & Cold List

Welcome to a Friday afternoon clip show of best and worst, or at least how we saw it when we weren't stuffed with cheese and wine. Lets see what this little week in August had to offer us.

HOT

1. Hedy Fry. Damn, we're stil showering five times a day after learning of her Pride Day float and outfit, but she sure as hell would be the best choice to lead the Liberals against Stephen Harper. No question. (Just look at her getting the instructions from the mother ship. So Hot)

2. Rachel McAdams. She is the good girl, chain smoking, celebrity Vancouver deserves. It won't last, not with that Gosling creep around.

3. Spritzers? Jurgen Goethe says so. Don't argue with the man and celebrate the 1980's.

4. Podcasts. Just as Al Gore invented the interweb, The Vancouverite discovered the Podcast this week.

5. Spirit Bear graffiti. The new black.

NOT HOT

1. Jessica Alba. When your dogs are nearly pooping all over stores on Robston St. and everyone on set hates you, you've reached out first #1 cold victim. You're still hot, even though you're a total...

2. Willie Pickton still getting headlines and still a total murdering douche. Bonus points for making our own faithful contributor Luke so drunk with rage he made a bacon joke for a couple hours. And while we on the subject, readers are wondering, we do have a strict no dead baby joke policy. Thanks.

3. Douglas Coupland. When you start writing opeds for the New York Times and calling people fuss-budgets when leading a Q&A for a film you clearly never saw... oh crap, our "Smug-o-meter" just broke.

4. Terry David Mulligan.

5. Jack Layton. Three words pal, "Old Man Jeans." This should be in the Hot list, but it might be too much.

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Posted by: Douglas

August 14, 2006 06:43 AM

NOTE-Hedy Fry is not hot,she's a left wing activist politician. Homosexuality having Pride Events-it's no pride for homosexuality. Without heterosexuality the human race would have died out long ago. I don't dislike homosexual people but same sex-sex or homosexual sex is not natural, it's immoral and UnGodly.