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It's Tuesday August the 8 around 9:35AM and

If WWE Wrestling makes viewers more violent, then...

Reading the Metro this morning, because someone has to, I found an article about how WWE Wrestling makes Males and Females more prone to fight. That must mean that the following could be said:

* Men and Women that watch Sex and The City are more likely to dole out blow-job since watching the show for the first time.

* Women between the age of 15 and 19 are EVEN more likely to give a delivery guy a blow-job despite what he looks like now that they have seen Sex and the City and saw how cool blow-jobs are.

* People that watch the View are more likely to try and kill themselves five times a week instead of just once.

* Women that watch Martha Stewart are more often found doing jack-shit around the house because they are too busy watching these shows and not actually doing anything.

* The Coast Guard reports an increase in dead bodies in remote islands, apparently viewers of the show LOST are trying to re-create their favorite show, just without the mobile buffet and paramedics on hand.

* Viewers, like me, of Prison Break are more likely to try sodomy now, studies I have done suggest.

* 0% of Canadian Idol viewers actually exist, because no one watches that show.

I made all this stuff up and I am sure someone made up the WWE stats. Though I am not a regular viewer of wrestling I don't think it makes you more violent, maybe just more stupid.

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