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It's Monday April the 30 around 6:15AM and

Canucks Lose 3-2: Apparently Need to Fix Power Play

The Province's Ed Willes tries to state the obvious problem of last night's Canucks loss (Game Recap):

"And all that good work was wasted because their own power play continues to look worse than the guests on Jerry Springer while the Ducks produced two man-advantage goals without much of an argument from the Canucks’ vaunted penalty killing."

Willes goes on to drop a serious of further backhanded slaps. In response to the one power play goal he writes, "It should have been like the moment when prehistoric man discovered fire." And in comparrison to the Ducks power player, "that continues to manufacture goals the way rabbits manufacture babies."

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