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It's Wednesday April the 11 around 8:05AM and

Canucks Playoff Run Begins Tonight

It's videos like this Ulitmate X-Treme MakeOver: Vancouver Canucks Edition which make me proud to be officially OVER hockey. Dear Ultimate fan: A. Your Dog is ridiculous B. What are you, 12? C. Just dump this idiot Krista, now. Seriously. (More from the CBC) This is pure evil.

To appease all the geeky hockey lovers, go to Go Canucks and see how you could win a Canucks Jersey. And just to see if you are paying attention, this could be the difference in the series. The Dallas Stars Ice Girls.

PS: Thank the lord and praise baby Jesus that Lost is on tonight. Don't go out to any public watering holes if you have any self respect. The jersey wearing zombies will get you. Seriously.

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