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It's Tuesday December the 12 around 7:27AM and

The Vancouverite Drinking Game, Canucks Edition!

So the Canucks are 14-15-1 and a spectacular 2-8-1 against the division. Constantly trying to claw your way out of last place…neat goal. Honestly, they’re like the slow kid at school that everyone runs by and kicks. Then the kid gets confused, thinks it’s a fun game and starts kicking himself. COME ON. Are they even trying to win anymore? The only time these boys pull off a W is when the other team totally fucks things up. And even then you can actually see the surprise on their faces when they manage to score.

The worst part of the Canucks’ season though is not all the losing. It is that they are boring. I mean, I may be able to get on board with this whole underdog thing if they could at least lose in style. Say the Sedines get drunk before the game and score on Luongo. Now that would get people excited about hockey again.

Seriously though, this city has to put some excitement back into the game. And how do we do that? I’ll tell you how. Booze. That’s right. Next time you feel yourself dozing off as the puck drops you grab a drink and you play some Canucks Drinking Games (I suggest you play with friends but no judgment). Below are two starter versions but feel free to really make the game your own. And write in with any good variations.

If you’re looking to get hammered give game 1 a shot and if you’re looking for a light night of social drinking try game 2.

Game 1:
Drink when the Canucks:
- Lose a face off
- Get a penalty
- Get scored on
- Give away the puck
- Lose a player to injury
- Miss a shot (omit this one if you’d rather not pass out)

Game 2:
Drink when the Canucks:
- Win a face off
- Kill a penalty
- Score
Drink twice when
- Naslund does the fist pump
- The Sedines high five