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It's Tuesday March the 28 around 8:36AM and

Canucks Win: 7-4, Kings for a Day

I'm not going to make excuses for no posting yesterday. Just know that it hurts me as much as it hurts you. Anyways, the Canucks gave another "hey this is really a hockey team" performence last night with a 7-4 win over the L.A. Kings. Have you caught Alex Burrows fever yet? Guy doesn't score for 22 games, then unloads with a hat trick. Ridiculous. Or are you in full on Canucks White Towel fever:

With nine games to go, the Canucks are now three points clear of L.A., which has a game in hand.
The win moved the Canucks back into a playoff position, but all the teams they're competing against for a postseason spot have at least a game in hand.

Apparently all this playoff excitement makes The Sun's Brad Ziemer think of Snakes and Ladders. What a terrible lede. If you want to do it right it has to be something more like this one: "Lately, I’ve been having this recurring dream where I’m alternately beating up and making out with Jonathan Safran Foer." (Via Gawker - Of course it was at the NY Post, a real paper anyway.) Now that's a lede. So if I was writing about the Canucks maybe I would start with a "Lately, I’ve been having this recurring dream about the Canucks where I’m alternately beating up and making out with Markus Nasland." Or not. That sounds way too creepy come to think of it.

Meanwhile, Vancouver Canucks Oped has an amazing Kings Fan Quote of the day: "The Kings Are Nothing More Than a Gigantic Disappointment. They’re like the girlfriend you just can’t get rid of. The sex is great, but then you have to put up with the rest… but the sex is worth it. Or is it?" Wow, and I thought Canucks fans were a tough crowd.

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