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It's Wednesday December the 6 around 10:30AM and

New Canuck's Casual Tees

Vancouver Canucks introduced three new awesome Casual Tees! Long sleeved in white, blue and depressing grey. Featuring realistic renditions from famed Vancouver Sketch artist Gord Swick.

Casual Tee 1. Taylor Pyatt lying on a gurney holding his shoulder in agony staring at a small TV highlighting the 4 - 0 loss they suffered that same night to the coilers.

Casual Tee 2. Salo sitting in a chair with his face in his hands listening to Pratt talking about the 4 - 0 loss they suffered to that same night. He isn't wearing a shirt, it's so hot.

Casual Tee 3. Rick Rypien leaning up against the entrance to the dressing room holding a large sack of frozen peas between his legs, stuffed high into his crotch.

This is sad. I may try for the first time ever to scalp my Canucks tickets. I have a ticket for Friday against the Hurricanes and being at a losing game is such a downer. I can only hope someone starts a fight with me.

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