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It's Saturday November the 12 around 9:47AM and

Tales of the Official Canucks Blogger

I know you're still smarting from the Canucks loss two days ago. But thankfully Jennifer Good is still plugging away on becoming the Canucks blogger. What do we have to do to make this happen? Seriously. If only to hear more of this, "Tonight was an embarrassment. I used to get very defensive and quite mad when people called #55 Jovo “Special Ed”, but tonight I’ll let that slide."

Love it. This really shouldn't be much of a sell to get Jenny to do this Canucks blog thing. We here at The Vancouverite are certainly doing our part. And the worst part is how bad the Canucks blog is - I think it was renamed GLOG because Bill Ranford was doing it. So call them at 604-899-7400 or email them at info@canucks.com to tell them why Jennifer Good should be thier official blogger. For god sakes she'll do a better job than Elisha Cuthbert is on NHL.com. What a joke. Elisha Cuthbert? What the hell? We are confident that Jenny could give that puckslut a run for her money.

And Fin, you gross bastard, please leave Jenny alone. "Within the first 2 minutes of sitting down during the pre-game warm up Fin totally molested* me while Matt was in the bathroom. *By molested I mean he had his arm around me yelling at the AV’s, I just said “molested” for emphasis." Fin is a reason why Whaling should be allowed in Vancouver.

...Special Ed... HEH.

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