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It's Sunday February the 19 around 2:44PM and

Torino Update: Canada Loses 2-0, Again

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Pretty sure that Wayne Gretzky and the Canadian Olympic overlords are popping Imodium AD and Tums like they are candy right now. The Canadian Men's Hockey team just lost 2-0, again, this time to Finland. As Scott Bakula would say on Quantum Leap, "Oh, Boy." Team Canada is totally stealing plays directly out of the Canucks inconsistent playbook which at the best of times is unadvisable. No reports on the health of coach Pat Quinn - truthfully we suspect that his head must have popped off his body after this game. Not good.


Vancouver Canucks Oped has a funny post suggesting that "Canada’s offense couldn’t find a puck in the slot in front of an open net if you gift-wrapped it, and sent it air-mail to the tape on their sticks." Zing!

Meanwhile the downfall of Gretzky continues over at Sports Goons, "Wayne Gretzky, the best hockey player in history, had his legend further tarnished on Thursday when it was discovered he ate a bag of Cheetos and had a chocolate chip cookie at lunch nearly a week ago."

Bonus: Why is the "Great One's" website so lame? We're just saying.

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